Thursday, August 21, 2008

MS Paint > Photoshop

My friends' at Blag by Popular Demand have issued an insane statement that we, at Jolly White Giant, think we should respond too (although there is only one guy at Blag by Popular Demand... and I'm the only person who posts on this blog... but using plurals makes it sound like more business-like, you know?). THEY claim that MS Paint is a useless tool that pales in comparison to Adobe Photoshop. They claim that MS Paint can only create monstrocities and really should only be used for copying and pasting and nothing else. WELL WE AT JOLLY WHITE GIANT CHALLENGE THIS STATEMENT; and we go one step farther to say MS Paint is a FAR MORE LEET PROGRAM THAN PHOTOSHOP!

You disagree?

WELL WATCH THIS!


WELL HOW ABOUT THIS!!


EH? EH? EH?


HOW ABOUT THIS!!



I rest my case. MS Paint is a wonderful program with boundless possibilities and if you have hours and hours of free time on your hand, you can make some totally leet shit. That will get you laid. Probably by fat chicks.

4 comments:

AirSoarer said...

Yeah, but Paint can't manipulate photos for shit...

Esther said...

lol.. fantastic post. i never knew that was possible. very crazy.

Noah Leaf said...

Dude, who needs to manipulate photos when you can CREATE that photo in NINE HOURS!!!

Adorkable said...

yeah ONLY 9 hours!i don't know bout you but i'm a pretty big deal. i got places to be.
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